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slaughteroftheweeaboos:

ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children

me on my way to deliver a kiss to u

puniper:

tumblr dot com more like

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basedpidgeot:

gf: babe come over

me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky

gf: my parents are out

me: image

casualcissexism:


It’s been two years since the greatest fight in Homestuck.
03/18/12 - 3/19/12

i saw thse gifs and i said “please dont tell me its been a year since the suplex” then i scrolled down and its been fucking two what te FUCK

thatdudeemu:

fullprincessmode:

I just wanna suck a dick right now. who’s around?

The Lord is and you need to have a talk with him

turtwink:

when he texts first <3