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legalmexican:

I only accept anon hate in size 12 Times New Roman double spaced MLA format

drake & josh
season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans
Jesper Kyd - Assassin's Creed- The Sanctuary

haythamburger:

  • Turn the lights off
  • Get your tea/coffee
  • Cuddle up with a blanket 
  • Listen.

You’re Welcome

tuxedosaldente:

shoresoftheshadowlands:

aperfectillusion:

lettersfromdua:

aperfectillusion:

Step 1: Go someplace public with your laptop.

Step 2: Click HERE

Step 3: Press f11

Step 4: Start typing frantically.

Step 5: Make sure other people see your screen.

Step 6: ???????

Step 7: Profit

it helps if you roll your neck a few times, grunt and crack your knuckles. Trust me. 

Holy fucking shit. This has 80 thousand notes?!?!

THIS IS WAY MORE ENTERTAINING THAN IT SHOULD BE

i donT EVEN BUT YES

the-rogue-of-imagination:

bibliophilefiles:

bibliophilefiles:

Please watch this. Please. It’s important.

I am not kidding.

They’re not kidding

taco-marco:

lordprofanity:

Excuse me but this is an amazing short film about a trans* boy who struggles with a not-very-understanding parent, and it deserves every award and I am so proud of my generation.

I may or may not be crying

the-violent-femme:

gallifreyancloisterbell:

luseybutt:

This is what our teacher taught us on the last day of French class.  Did I mention she’s awesome?

Hey I could actually use these!

Somebody teach me proper French pronunciation and I’m ready to go.

I am going to cuss bitches out in the sexiest language ever.

dialga:

thesmithian:

It’s 3.5 minutes long, and you will want it to be longer. I seriously think Google sent out some advertising memo demanding that all its spots have to be heartwarming, tearjerking or both.

more.

WHY AM i CRYinG GOD DAMN iT WTF TEARS GET OFF MY CHEEKS HOW DARE YOU TOUCH ME

gluttonforpunsihment:

particularscarf:

search-the-castle:

quadrants:

nitwitsandthingamabobs:

shinichiwinchester:

lonely—mountain:

ridiculousinpiccadilly:

gallifrey-feels:

lizrrd-queen:

satanslittlebuttercup:

*nearby lesbian laughter*

*muffled asexual snickering*

*conflicted pansexual noises*

*moderately panicked bisexual muttering*

HETEROSEXUAL SCREAMING IN ANGUISH

Laughter from anyone who realises condoms are not the only form of birth control.

Louder laughter from those that remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

Laughter stops as people remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

Literally everyone, regardless of orientation, mutters awkwardly and shuffles away as they remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that can happen to anyone who is sexually active, and not just heterosexual people.

*asexual snickering increases in volume*