ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children
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gf: babe come over
me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky
gf: my parents are out
It’s been two years since the greatest fight in Homestuck.
03/18/12 - 3/19/12
i saw thse gifs and i said “please dont tell me its been a year since the suplex” then i scrolled down and its been fucking two what te FUCK
I just wanna suck a dick right now. who’s around?
The Lord is and you need to have a talk with him
when he texts first <3